Bathroom Etiquette, Read it Learn it Practice it!!!
So seeing we are quickly approaching the time where I have to do the unthinkable, I decided to share this with yall cuz it's evident that some of us don't understand the universal code that you need to get the heck out of the bathroom so I can take a crap!!!
Now me, being me, I don't like taking craps in public bathrooms or anywhere that isn't my home, but sometimes I am forced to do so, especially when that Red mongoose is visiting me. No matter what I eat or what I drink, it always happen, when it's that time, I get the craps. Now when I worked at a place that only had a single stall in the restroom, it was no problem. I would simply wait until no one was around go in the bathroom, do my do, come out and put an Out of Order sign on the door. But not at this place I am working at now...There are five stalls and it always seems like when it's time for me to do my do, they want to stay in the bathroom and converse with me while I am in the stall or they pick that time to brush their teeth and comb their hair.
Now if I am in the stall more than five minutes and you do not hear the stream of urine hitting the water, that means I am not about to pee and I need you to hurry up and leave. If you hear me line the toilet seat when I come in, that means I ain't trying to talk to you, I need for you to leave.. If you hear me tinkle and flush and I still haven't exited the stall and I began opening and closing the sanitary thing about a billion times...IT MEANS I NEED FOR YOU TO LEAVE so i can crap in peace.
It's a painful thing when you have to hold in your crap because someone refuses to practice bathroom etiquette so you can crap in peace.
Just thought I would share.
On another note, I will be mia for a couple of days cuz I have a big project to do and I have to shop for a retirement gift and a bridal shower gift.. But so you won't be bored, I decided to take a page outta Nikki's blog and let you ask me any question you want about me.. and this will really be a testament to how much i have changed. Because I am known to be very truthful, but only about things I am ready to be truthful about...not that i lie, i will just circumvent the question. I speak the truth about things when i am ready to speak the truth about things and things i am not ready to discuss, i don't talk about...hope that makes sense...
But anyways, I promise to try my best to not talk in circles but to directly answer your question.
posted by TRUTHZ @ 9:23 PM
11 Your 2 Cents:
u have to remember everyone does not think out side of the box. i hate when people think ur taken a bathroom brake and invite themselves. if i wanted u to come let me offer first. Damn! oh sorry i was just venting.
girl you better find you a bathroomon a florr nobody is on and do your thing!!!! thats what i used to do.
I am queen of the poop thing! LOL!
I have scoured the city to know places I can pee at let alone poop! I am the only lady in this office, but there are women in other offices. Sometimes I have to blow that mug up. But all of the women know what's up. They always running cuz it's them that be stanking that thing up!
Holla!
OH! Question: Have you even done any drugs? Holla!
Just showing some love! Happy that you still have your sense of humor!
Question: Have you ever made a decision that you told people you regret but secretly you didn't?
This should be in the bible, because not enough people have bathroom manners.
Just came back to see if you had answered my question. What's with the survey? Think you're gonna do it? I wonder if they read your blog? I think they would like the picture of the "snake" you have! I wonder what they would think of that! And to post it on your poop post! How funny! You're just the type of blogger they're looking for eh? Maybe they're some weird forum that uses the searchword "poop" to find people that are into weird and disgusting sexual practices! Deviants!
Just kidding! Miss your wit and wisdom! ***Jen***
Girl, I HATE public restrooms! I swear I do! Never no toilet paper. And the stall doors don't ever close and lock right!
And if a mofo wanna stand around and listen to me shit, then he/she is welcome to it. There's nothing grosser than a mofo who can't take a hint.
Hey,
I have a lot of catching up to do here...I'll comment when I'm caught up.
MISSED YOU LIKE CAH-RAIII-ZEEE Truthz!
Sweetness, gurl you would think that they enjoyed the smell the way they linger in the bathroom, like they daring you to let it out while they standing there.
@kB gurl can't find another bathroom...there is only one in the office... and PMS crap ain't like no other...ain't no holding it.
@MTJ Thanks for the question...you are the first one, does that mean only you want to find out what i have not been telling? naw, some peeps who comment as anonymous asked me some too, just on IM... but naw, i ain't never hit a J, snorted snow, or even puff a cigarette. But i am addicted to baking soda...that's why i think people are addicted to crack, cuz it's cut with baking soda.
@Jen well thanks for coming and showing me some love...been missing you...
so to answer your question, yeah. I told people that i regretted taking those nude pics and giving them to the doctor, but you know what...it was kinda liberating. so secretly i was like you a hot mess gurl..you go..but i did tell people, " i surely do regret that, it can come back and bite me in the butt!"
@Ruben LOL or just posted on the bathroom door or given to you when you first start working with the expectations of your employer
@Jen, lol, i don't know what's up with the survey, that's funny cuz i was wondering "how long have they been reading my blog...and y now with the poop to post it.." but naw, i ain't going to do it...i got better things to do with my blog.
@Big Sis, why do i think that you would actually enjoy letting them get sick off the smell of you crapping?
@CC i have missed you too...and if you want, i will repost thumper, just for you.
oh and just because your question didn't even make me think about circumventing the answer, i will post a question i got on IM...
have you ever thought about having sex with the same sex and then in thinking about it began visualizing that you are doing it...and if so with who...
yes, i have only because it was proffered that i have a menage trois...so i was like who would i feel comfortable doing that with (this is the short version..) not that i would EVER do something like that..and then i was like well there is only one person who i could trust never to tell that i did this if i ever did decide to sex a woman... and in visualizing me trying to sex her i got sick and knew i didn't have to worry about sexing a woman cuz it wasn't going to happen... (the woman asking the question was the woman that i had visualized...how ironic)
HAHA the sanitary napking dispenser is totally my universal signal..that I am trying to make noise..so that I can get to my business!! Too hilarious. I know what you mean!
Haley
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