90 Day Rule, How bout It

So I know KZ (lol, didn't link yah) probably will be like WDH but I think that this is a valid point that I am going to make.

On another site, I posted a rant about how I am looking for something more meaningful out of life and out of my romantic relationships. I am looking for someone to share my ups and downs with, and not just the up and downs of me pulling on and taking off my drawls. I am tired of dudes just thinking that if they buy me an expensive gift, they entitled to the bootay. Or if we have talked for a week, then it's good to go to ask for it cuz it won't be a one night stand.


So I normally tell a bruh that I really ain't feeling either cuz they got hygiene issues, smoke cigarettes, drink excessively, looks worse than a monkey's uncle butt, ain't gots no money or means to get any money that I am celibant. Why, cuz it normally send them on their marry way without me having to go through the unnecessary drama of getting to know them before they make they play for bootay. And believe me, telling a person you are celibate really sheds light to what they really after. It normally goes something like this:


Uhm, gurl you sexy. You know you sexy don't you, with those big ole lips.


Who me? Naw, I don't even be tripping like that.

Gurl, and you chocolate too...uhm...you so sexy... I can't wait to get to know you.

Really, that's cool. I like meeting new peeps that I can kick it with.


Gurl, so where your man, I know you got a man with your fine, sexy, chocolate self...I know he wouldn't leave someone else to be hittin that.


Naw, I don't have a man.


Why don't you have a man, you ain't got a gurl do yah...cuz I can get down with that too, you so sexy.


Naw, I don't get down like that. I'm just enjoying getting to know myself again.


So what you do to relieve your stress...You got friends for that?


Naw, I'm celibate.


Celibant...For real, how long you been that way?


For a minute.


For a long minute? Cuz if it ain't been that long, you know you can start over after me.


Naw, it's been a long minute... since after MY CHILD...so I'm good. I ain't doing it again until I'm really ready.


You think I could get you ready?


I doubt it..


Oh, okay den, I'll be calling your sexy self...uhm uhm


And I never see or hear from them again. So I was telling my coz that this dude sent me this text talking about "my hormones been in over drive, all I need is a lil bit" and how I told him the last time I checked, "a lil bit was a flick and a hand." and when I asked since I wasn't giving it up was I gonna hear from him again and he was like Nah... So I'm asking her what's wrong with dudes. I just met you, don't know your age, where you live, if you are an ax murderer, what type of diseases you may be carrying, nothing, not to mention i met you a week ago, and you think you supposed to get the drawls?


So she was like Steve Harvey was like there should be a 90 day probation rule...you need to be kicking it with me for 90 days before you get any...Said that you don't get benefits on a job until after 90 days so why should you be able to get the bootay (benefits) before 90 days in a relationship... For all I know you can be one of those work one day and quit it the next day kinda mugs.


So if I decide to end my celibacy...so I can see if KZ was right about why I have been so irritable lately, I will be implementing a 90 day waiting period.